And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!
All my mates are at university, and it's a life I haven't had a chance to enjoy, so it's great to turn up and sample a bit of it.
Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?
Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!
If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.
I would go back to the past and watch one of the early Beatles shows, because they were such a massive part of cultural history. As a younger person, you feel you missed out on that.