Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.

O vanity, mislead no more!

All the worse for the undeniable talent which hides the evil so subtly and makes the danger so delightful.

All is fish that comes to the literary net. Goethe puts his joys and sorrows into poems, I turn my adventures into bread and butter.

Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes.

He who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions.

Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty or not?