After a person dies, his biographers feel free to give him a glittering list of intimate friends. Anecdotes are so much tastier spiced with expensive names.

If I ever bore you, it'll be with a knife.

Every actor has a natural animosity toward every other actor, present or absent, living or dead

I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.

I never gave away anything without wishing I had kept it; nor kept anything without wishing I had given it away.

A well dressed woman, even though her purse is painfully empty, can conquer the world.

I learned to act by watching Martha Graham dance, and I learned to dance by watching Charlie Chaplin act.