It's been the same since caveman days, this game of love - they just changed the trumps from clubs to diamonds.

We will all be better citizens when voting records of our Congressmen are followed as carefully as scores of pro-football games.

The things that have made America great are being subverted for the things that make Americans rich.

It's been the same since caveman days, this game of love - they just changed the trumps from clubs to diamonds.

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking.

Gardening requires lots of water... most of it in the form of perspiration.