People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

Luck? Luck is hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

Responsibility is the ability to respond.

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.