I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
The more things you do, the more things you can do.
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
I am not funny. The writers were funny. My directors were funny. The situations were funny… What I am is brave. I have never been scared. Not when I did movies, certainly not when I was a model and not when I did I Love Lucy.
I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.