People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

There's a great deal of difference between temperament and temper. Temperament is something you welcome creatively, for it is based on sensitivity, empathy, awareness ... but a bad temper takes too much out of you and doesn't really accomplish anything.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.

Whether we're prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.