Of all the uncertain things marriage is the uncertainest.

We must have ideals and try to live up to them, even if we never quite succeed. Life would be a sorry business without them. With them it's grand and great.

It's great to be great, but it's great to be human.

Houses are like people - some you like and some you don't like - and once in a while there is one you love.

Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them, joke over your troubles but gather strength from them, make a jest of your difficulties but overcome them.

I don't like green Christmases. They're not green—they're just nasty faded browns and grays.

It only seems as if you are doing something when you're worrying.