I've always held that early marriage is a sure indication of second-rate goods that had to be sold in a hurry." - Martin Harris
I don't really care what people think about me if they don't let me see it.
The beauty of winter is that it makes you appreciate spring.
Do you know, Gilbert, there are times when I strongly suspect that I love you!
It is when my umbrella turns inside out that I am convinced of the total depravity of inanimate things.
Thank goodness air and salvation are still free...and so is laughter.