You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression.

You have the itch for writing born in you. It's quite incurable. What are you going to do with it?

Since you are determined to be married, Miss Cornelia," said Gilbert solemnly, "I shall give you the excellent rules for the management of a husband which my grandmother gave my mother when she married my father." "Well, I reckon I can manage Marshall Elliott," said Miss Cornelia placidly. "But let us hear your rules." "The first one is, catch him." "He's caught. Go on." "The second one is, feed him well." "With enough pie. What next?" "The third and fourth are-- keep your eye on him.

Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.

It was three o'clock in the morning – the wisest and most accursed hour of the clock. But sometimes it sets us free.

Facts are stubborn things, but, as some one has wisely said, not half so stubborn as fallacies.

Mrs. Cadbury: Tell me what you know about yourself. Anne Shirley: Well, it really isn't worth telling, Mrs. Cadbury... but if you let me tell you what I IMAGINE about myself you'd find it a lot more interesting.