Heretics are wicked, but they're mighty int'resting. It's jest that they've got sorter lost looking for God, being under the impression that He's hard to find - which He ain't never.

Don't be led away by those howls about realism. Remember-pine woods are just as real as pigsties and a darn sight pleasanter to be in.

Secrets are generally terrible. Beauty is not often hidden — only ugliness and deformity.

Since ever the world was spinning And till the world shall end You've your man in the beginning Or you have him in the end, But to have him from start to finish And neither nor borrow nor lend Is what all of the girls are wanting And none of the gods can send

One can't get over the habit of being a little girl all at once.

Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it.

When people ask me what on earth I want to keep two cats for I tell them I keep them to do my resting for me.