I wonder why people so commonly suppose that if two individuals are both writers they must therefore be hugely congenial.

I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.

I've always held that early marriage is a sure indication of second-rate goods that had to be sold in a hurry." - Martin Harris

In daylight I belong to the world . . . in the night to sleep and eternity. But in the dusk I'm free from both and belong only to myself . . . and you

Fear is the original sin. Almost all of the evil in the world has its origin in the fact that some one is afraid of something.It is a cold slimy serpent coiling about you. It is horrible to live with fear; and it is of all things degrading.

I am simply a book drunkard.

I love bright red drinks, don’t you? They taste twice as good as any other color.