TV is not a baby sitter.

I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

I never went to sleep thinking and dreaming that I wanted to be an actor. It just kind of fell on my lap and I said, "Okay, maybe I can do this? Lets see.".

I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

If I want my children to learn what bomba and plena is, I will teach them.

Well, PT Anderson sent me a script of Boogie Nights which I let lay around my house for about three months, then one day I'm cleaning my office and decided that I'd better read this before the guy calls me back. I never put it down, bro.

TV is not a baby sitter.