Jesus Christ said turn the other cheek. Unfortunately Luis Figo is not Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ said turn the other cheek. Unfortunately Luis Figo is not Jesus Christ.

I am in a lot of pain. They say it is more pain than when you have a baby but I don't know as I have not had one. It is not possible.

People dislike Ronaldo because he's a great player, good-looking and has sex with all the ladies. They get jealous. The only bad thing about Ronaldo's life is Messi. But for him, he would've been the best player in the world for five years in a row.

Offside killed my team. They are not God. They made a mistake and I understand. I don't want three points, I just want 'sorry.'

This is a game between players from 12 national sides, a game that if you have a friend in China, in Brazil, in Qatar...in half the world he wants to watch. I was thinking of this game when I signed for Chelsea.