In my fight against terrorism, to me, the biggest terrorist is Obama, and the United States of America.

To me, you can't win. You can't win. There's a war in Iraq; there's no way that they're ending that. The war in Afghanistan is still going on. There's no way that's going to end anytime soon. You can complain about it, you can throw rocks at it, but you really have to come to the conclusion that this is a really twisted place sometimes and some stuff you're not going to win.

I don't like to hear myself sing. So to get comfortable hearing myself sing, I sang in another accent.

People see your reviews sometimes, and it's so good that they think I wrote it. And I'm like, "OK, yeah, I wrote it. And I own the company that put it out."

Fear is such a weak emotion that’s why I despise it

That should be the measure of success for everyone. It's not money, it's not fame, it's not celebrity; my index of success is happiness.

I don't really care about the GOPs or the Democratic Party. My point is the people, giving the people truth.