I'm nihilistic, antagonistic, violent, horrible - but not obliterated, yet. I just refuse to be beaten down. I think it's stubborness that keeps me going.

I'm completely optimistic - I know the end is coming!

I am a humanist not a feminist. Theres a big difference.

Musician' is not a very respected title. I'm not a musician.

The need to document my insanity is an affliction I have not yet cured myself of.

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.

Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success.