Women are denied masturbation even more severely than men and that's another method of control-they're not taught to please themselves.... Most women-it takes them a while to warm up to the "situation" but once they get into it, I'm sure they're going to get just as hooked as-well, everyone I know is!

I think it's important to encourage gluttony in all its formats.

Sure you're powerless, sure you're just one person, sure you can't change anything but you don't have to be miserable about it as well.

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.

I'm a very sympathetic person, but that doesn't always come across in my work because I'm too busy being mad at everything.

I would be humiliated if I found out that anything I did actually became a commercial success.

I used to think feminism was a liberating force - now I see many of those people are just censors under a different name.