My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question

What would we do if we didn't try? We have to try.

Beyond hoping that someone will like one of my songs, I don't think about how a song will be received. I just hope that, when somebody hears one of my songs, they'll want to hear it again.

I don't ever try to anticipate my audience. I just write the songs I want to write, and hope people like 'em.

She was ugly from the front, and I said ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Well, I could handle it behind her.

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.