I married her just because she looks like you.
Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.
If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.
I'm really in no danger of being perceived as a famous movie actor!
My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question
The loss of Jerry Garcia feels like the end of an era in the same way it felt when Elvis died and John Lennon was killed.