We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.

Flies die in so many lonely places. -Roberta Rohbeson

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

You may be a lady but you are still the man!

You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut bag and the 'hello' is written in your writing on the inside of the shell. Would that weird ya?

My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.