No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading.

These are very confusing times. For the first time in history a woman is expected to combine: intelligence with a sharp hairdo, a raised consciousness with high heels, and an open, nonsexist relationship with a tan guy who has a great bod.

I am about as detailed as a shadow.

You have to be willing to spend time making things for no known reason.

You'll never call him Fifi again.