No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

When we finish a book, why do we hold it in both hands and gaze at it as if it were somehow alive?

Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed.

I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.

The thing I call ‘my mind’ seems to be kind of like a landlord that doesn’t really know its tenants.

What if she stepped on a needle and it went right into her foot and Roberta would not feel it and the needle would rise and rise and rise through the veins leading up to the heart and then the needle would STAB HER IN THE HEART and Roberta would DIE and it would be VERY PAINFUL this according to nurse mother a medical expert on Freaky Ways to Croak... The mother shouted that she knew several people who died from the Rising Stab of the Unfelt Needle or RSUN she has seen cases of it many times and not ONE PERSON HAS SURVIVED IT.

I am about as detailed as a shadow.