Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?

You may be a lady but you are still the man!

There was a beautiful time in the beginning when I just did it and didn't analyze the consequences, but I think that time ends in everyone's work.

A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life.

The histories of vampires and people are not so different, really. How many of us can honestly see our own reflection?