One hundred years ago, the slave was freed. One hundred years later, the Negro remains in bondage to the color of his skin.

I know - from personal experience - that abiding values and abundant visions are learned in the homes of our people.

John F. Kennedy was the victim of the hate that was a part of our country. It is a disease that occupies the minds of the few but brings danger to the many.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

A good president does with executive power what Pablo Picasso did with paint. He takes bills into new and slightly discomfiting territory. He puts extra eyes on policies. He moves the mouth of the Supreme Court from where it should be to where it must be.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.