Doing the right thing is not the problem. Knowing what the right thing is, that's the challenge.

Today our problem is not making miracles, but managing them.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet.

I wake up 5 a.m. some mornings and hear the planes coming in at National Airport and I think they are bombing me.

Evil acts of the past are never rectified by evil acts of the present.

Boys, it is just like the Alamo. Somebody should have by God helped those Texans. I'm going to Vietnam.

I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.