Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
Lyndon B. JohnsonNo nation in the world has had greater fortune than mine in sharing a continent with the people and the nation of Canada.
Lyndon B. JohnsonAll that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.
Lyndon B. JohnsonIf government is to serve any purpose it is to do for others what they are unable to do for themselves.
Lyndon B. Johnson