I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.

No member of our generation who wasn't a Communist or a dropout in the thirties is worth a damn.

When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.

We have the opportunity to move not only toward the rich society and the powerful society, but upward to the Great Society.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

He's got great vision. If he can get outside, he can take it all the way. That's what we were worried about.

You know when you're milking a cow and you have all that foamy white milk in the bucket and you're just about through, when all of a sudden the cow switches her tail through a pile of manure and slaps it into that foamy white milk. That's Bill Fulbright.