I am making a collection of the things my opponents have found me to be and, when this election is over, I am going to open a museum and put them on display.

We need to remember that the separation of church and state must never mean the separation of religious values from the lives of public servants. . . If we who serve free men today are to differ from the tyrants of this age, we must balance the powers in our hands with God in our hearts.

All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.

No member of our generation who wasn't a Communist or a dropout in the thirties is worth a damn.

It is important that the United States remain a two-party system. I'm a fellow who likes small parties and the Republican Party can't be too small to suit me.

If we fail now, then we will have forgotten in abundance what we learned in hardship: that democracy rests on faith; freedom asks more than it gives; and the judgment of God is harshest on those who are most favored.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.