But if future generations are to remember us more with gratitude than with sorrow, we must achieve more than just the miracles of technology. We must also leave them a glimpse of the world as God really made it, not just as it looked when we got through with it.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

John ain't been worth a damn since he started wearing $300 suits.

Doing what's right isn't the problem. It is knowing what's right.

All I have I would have given gladly not to be standing here today.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

Of course, I may go into a strange bedroom every now and then that I don't want you to write about, but otherwise you can write everything.