Now we may have more preachers out there than we have drinkers. But a fellow told me a story one time about a man down in Kentuckywhere they make bourbon. And he said you can take a jigger or two jiggers and get by all right. But if you try to take the whole bottle why you have lost what you started with. So don't try to take it too quick. And don't try to do all of it at once. I don't do much promising. I tell what my goals are and then I try to wrap it up and put a blue ribbon on it and get it delivered. We say put the coonskin on the wall.

...that though they may refuse to grow wise, they must inevitably grow old; ...that the proper solaces of age are not music and compliments, but wisdom and devotion; that those who are so unwilling to quit the world will soon be driven from it; and that it is therefore in their interest to retire while there yet remain a few hours of nobler employments.

Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

We Americans know - although others appear to forget - the risk of spreading conflict. We still seek no wider war.

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.

We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.