There are plenty of recommendations on how to get out of trouble cheaply and fast. Most of them come down to this: Deny your responsibility.

Any man who's not willing to take half a loaf in a negotiation, well, that man never went to bed hungry.

They call upon us to supply American boys to do the job that Asian boys should do.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

To hunger for use and to go unused is the worst hunger of all.

We need to remember that the separation of church and state must never mean the separation of religious values from the lives of public servants. . . If we who serve free men today are to differ from the tyrants of this age, we must balance the powers in our hands with God in our hearts.

Our purpose in Vietnam is to prevent the success of aggression. It is not conquest, it is not empire, it is not foreign bases, it is not domination. It is, simply put, just to prevent the forceful conquest of South Vietnam by North Vietnam.