The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

The Secretary of Labor is in charge of finding you a job, the Secretary of the Treasury is in charge of taking half the money you make away from you, and the Attorney General is in charge of suing you for the other half.

Justice requires us to remember that when any citizen denies his fellow, saying, 'His color is not mine,' or 'His beliefs are strange and different,' in that moment he betrays America, though his forebears created this nation.

It may be, it just may be, that life as we know it with its humanity is more unique than many have thought.

They call upon us to supply American boys to do the job that Asian boys should do.

The fifth freedom is freedom from ignorance.