Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

[The United States and Israel] share many common objectives ... chief of which is the building of a better world in which every nation can develop its resources and develop them in freedom and peace.

When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention.

Never miss an opportunity to say a word of congratulation upon anyone's achievement.

The American Indian, once proud and free, is torn now between White and tribal values; between the politics and language of the White man and his own historic culture. His problems, sharpened by years of defeat and exploitation, neglect and inadequate effort, will take many years to overcome.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject itself, or know where to find it.