I am afraid, ... that health begins, after seventy, and often long before, to have a meaning different from that which it had at thirty. But it is culpable to murmur at the established order of the creation, as it is vain to oppose it. He that lives, must grow old; and he that would rather grow old than die, has God to thank for the infirmities of old age.

It is always a strain when people are being killed. I don't think anybody has held this job who hasn't felt personally responsible for those being killed.

We must open the doors of opportunity. We must equip our people to walk through those doors.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

If we are to live together in peace, we must come to know each other better.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.