No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.

I've always felt that life is a novel, and part of it is written for you, and part of it is written by you. It's up to you to write the ending, ultimately.

And my father was a comic. He could play any musical instrument. He loved to perform. He was a wonderfully comedic character. He had the ability to dance and sing and charm and analyze poetry.

I had a terrible marriage the first time around because I had no self-confidence, even though I had tremendous self-confidence.

Only a couple of times have I ever been to church and felt enlightened by it.

Every time I "get with the program"... somebody changes the channel.

Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.