I'm the most out-of-work actor I know. In the last two years I've basically taken meetings for a living.

I'm the most out-of-work actor I know. In the last two years I've basically taken meetings for a living.

I don't even get an allowance.

Michael Jackson and I talk all the time. I think we understand each other in a way that most people can't understand either of us.

I write a good amount. I've been gathering up a backlog of stuff and maybe I'll do something with it someday, but I don't want to talk about it just yet because that would jinx it.

I hope I'm remembered as the king of the world, the noble man who united all the nations of the earth. But that probably won't happen.

I don't even know how to define myself. I'm a person who writes. It's something I enjoy, and hopefully people enjoy it as well.