Gosh, I couldn't even talk right until I was about 6 years old or something like that.

I've led a very isolated existence since I was 6 years old. It's kind of been me and my mind.

I have a lot of growing up to do, or a lot of growing down. I think that's probably more appropriate.

After seeing 'Big,' I wanted an elevator that opened directly into my apartment, just like Tom Hanks did.

I write a good amount. I've been gathering up a backlog of stuff and maybe I'll do something with it someday, but I don't want to talk about it just yet because that would jinx it.

I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time. Maybe they could vouch for me. Maybe they could testify to my existence and save a part of me that thinks I'm no better than a bag of potato chips.

Gosh, I couldn't even talk right until I was about 6 years old or something like that.