I think I would have a better time writing films rather than directing.

You never get every job you want.

I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.

Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

If I couldn't broadcast baseball games, I think I would make a good impression on people.