I technically have two last names, which is a lot of fun when you're making airline reservations.

Guns are evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

Well, I never got to meet Jack Nicholson.

I think it is obvious that people repeat acts that are shown on the television or the screen and I wouldn't want to inspire any violence on anyone.

Life can only be understood backwards.

If I couldn't broadcast baseball games, I think I would make a good impression on people.

There are a couple of teachers I have had without whose influence I would not be as happy with who I am.