I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.
I like to be provocative. I like to make people think. I like to touch people's hearts. And if I can do all three of those things in one fell swoop, then I feel like I've really accomplished something.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not me.
Go down where all life begins, go down that's where my love is.
Set your goals high and go far. Don't put off tomorrow what you can do today.
Catholicism is not a soothing religion. It's a painful religion. We're all gluttons for punishment.