Isn't it amazing that there are laws of the universe that you can actually find out about, live your life according to and change the world for the better?

Do everything you're told. Be a good cheerleader. And never, never say, 'It's not so bad.' Say 'You are almost there!' And say it a lot.

I always felt like I was a freak when I was growing up and that there was something wrong with me because I couldn't fit in anywhere.

Straight men need to be emasculated.... Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.

Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep.

On the one hand, the idea of marriage and the sort of traditional family life repulses me. But on the other hand, I long for it, you know what I mean? I'm constantly in conflict with things. And it is because of my past and my upbringing and the journey that I've been on.

I have the most perfect belly button. When I stick my fingers in it, I feel a nerve in the center of my body shoot up my spine.