Say goodbye to yesterday...those are the words I'll never say.

Because I've taken my clothes off in public doesn't mean that I've revealed every inch of my soul.

Having children made me go down a road of serious introspection and self-examination. I think it's informed and hopefully enhanced my creativity.

In everyday life I am quiet and reserved, not the housekeeper type but cool and relaxed. I don't get up in the morning wearing false eyelashes and I don't wear fancy underwear when I'm cooking popcorn. I'm a nice little ducky.

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

The End of a long week with Viking Leader AKA DJ Virgo AKA Avicii! So many great songs! #icantwait #revolution

I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.