I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

I'm obsessed with clowns and what they represent and the idea that clowns are supposed to make you laugh, but inevitably they're hiding something. That's how I look at my life.

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I think there are just as many assholes meeting the old-fashioned way as there are meeting in the new hookup culture.

I feel just as hungry today as I did the day I left home.

People who have nothing better to do than talk about my hair color have no lives.

I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.