I am rich and famous. I have a talented and gorgeous husband and two beautiful children. I could go on.

I love meetings with suits. I live for meetings with suits. I love them because I know they had a really boring week and I walk in there with my orange velvet leggings and drop popcorn in my cleavage and then fish it out and eat it. I like that. I know I'm entertaining them and I know that they know.

In the end, by having a point of view, by taking a stand for things you believe in, you're ultimately always going to offend people. That's good. It's certainly more important to take a stand on some thing and offend people, than to be careful all of your life and have everyone approve of what you do. Or, as my psychiatrist likes to say, better to live one year as a tiger than 100 as a sheep.

I made a vow that I would never need another person ever. Turned my heart into a cage, a victim of a kind of rage.

Raising kids makes most people, including me, grow up at least a little.

I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself.

[George Michael] is a great songwriter and he makes very classy videos, like me.