Rejection is the greatest aphrodisiac.
Raising kids makes most people, including me, grow up at least a little.
Life's too short to be bitter, I'm too short to be bitter.
Truth is never far behind.
It takes a Real man to fill my shoes.
Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. Iโm worth it.