When you least expect it, someone may actually listen to what you have to say.

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them!

There must be a goal at every stage of life! There must be a goal!

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

My goal is to do something outrageous every day.

The best age is the age you are.