I'm trying to make you think I'm a decent person. Telling you I saw you naked while I was another species does not help my case

Aglionby Academy was the number one reason Blue had developed her two rules: One, stay away from boys because they were trouble. And two, stay away from Aglionby boys, because they were bastards.

Neatness makes me feel like I have to be on my best behavior. Clutter is my natural habitat.

You made this?' Finn looks at me. 'No, Saint Anthony brought it to me in the night. He was very put out I didn't give it to you right then.

Do you think I just turn my secrets out for everyone?" He is unfazed. "I didn't know they were secrets," he says. "Or I wouldn't have asked.

I couldn't remember the last time I hadn't had to fake gratitude for a gift, and now that I actually was grateful, thank you didn't seem to cut it.

I always wanted an eccentric daughter . I just never realized how well my evil plans were working.