Counter Girl (in candy shop): You two are cute. Seriously. How long have you been going out? Sam: Six years.

What do you mean? Grace Brisbane, you do not mean that you're not going back home again. Tell me that this was just because you were momentarily angry at them for grounding you. Or even tell me it's because you could not live without The Boy's stunning Boyfruits for another night. But don't tell me you think it's forever!

It's rude to stare, but the great thing about staring at a sedated person is that they don't know you're doing it.

This is about as comforting as a cold brick when you're lonely.

his voice was centuries old

I couldn't remember the last time I hadn't had to fake gratitude for a gift, and now that I actually was grateful, thank you didn't seem to cut it.

Grace reached over and began stroking her fingers through my hair. I closed my eyes and let her drive me crazy.