I've avoided work all my life, you see. So, I'm like a bee. I go from flower to flower.

To me a saint is a severely edited sinner. That's what I think.

I am full of theories that are based on a very liquid foundation, because I used to be a drinker.

Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.

To be Irish today is the abandonment of shame and the younger people are moving it out and they're moving the fear away. They're not afraid, they're adventurous.

The purpose of the media is to make us all spectators, to watch. So that's why we have millions of fat children watching the games, eating and consuming and not playing themselves.

There's no recovery from alcoholism, it is an incurable disease. And it also is a disease that tells you, you don't have a disease.