The ears are the last feature to age.

The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.

Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

The glance embroiders in joy, knits in pain, and sews in boredom. When indifferent, the eye takes stills, when interested, movies. Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.