Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body in his mind.

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.

Chins are exclusively a human feature, not to be found among the beasts. Ithey had chins, most animals would look like each other.