The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

Failure is success if we learn from it.

None of my other investments give me the joy that autographs do because they make me feel that I am holding a piece of history in my hands.

Some people as a result of adversity are sadder, wiser, kinder, more human. Most of us are better, though, when things go better.

Once in a while there's wisdom in recognizing that the Boss is.

How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won't be room for us.

Anticipating is more fun than recollecting.