What's an expert? I read somewhere, that the more a man knows, the more he knows, he doesn't know. So I suppose one definition of an expert would be someone who doesn't admit out loud that he knows enough about a subject to know he doesn't really know how much.

An inadequate chief executive officer's time at the top is always too long no matter how short.

What advertising dum-dum signed up Ilie Nastase to sell a resort?! Who'd want to go where he's at?

Advice: It's more fun to give than to receive.

Trying to impress others does - usually in quite the opposite way.

Unconsciously I had discovered the commentator's secret weapon-that so long as you can wield words, it isn't necessary to know what you're talking about.

When you don't understand, it's sometimes easier to look like you do.