It's never too late to learn.

All work and no play makes jack. With enough jack, Jack needn't be a dull boy.

Scientists ofttimes have the greatest faith in a higher power. The more they dig into, establish facts and figures, the more they marvel about the mystery of it all.

How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won't be room for us.

In the long run, a short cut seldom is.

People who say that money isn't the most important thing in the world are usually broke.

It's more fun to arrive a conclusion than to justify it.